Spam Jokes

Posted on Dec 18 in Bloggingby TrishPrint

I get a lot of spam comments on this site, but thankfully I have something that catches the majority of them.  Most of them are stuff about porn or viagra or other drugs.  I hate going in to clear them out, but I do like to check because occasionally a real comments get grouped in with spam.

Recently I’ve noticed that some spammers are now leaving jokes in their comments, along with a link or two.  I have to give them props because at least I get a laugh reading their spam.

Here’s some of the ones I found the last time I went through my comments:

I have read a good joke in internet What would you get if you put a light bulb in a suit of armor? A knightlight.

I have a nice joke for you) What makes a bowling alley so quiet? You can hear a pin drop.

I have a nice joke. Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because it’s too far to walk.

I have a nice joke for you) Did you hear about the two silkworms that had a race? It ended up in a tie.

I have a good fresh joke for you! Why does Santa have 3 gardens? So he can ho-ho-ho.

Wanna very nice joke?)) How can you have bread if you are on a liquid diet? Drink a toast!!

A JOKE! ) What did the Scotsman do when he couldn’t find a pair of pants? He kilt himself.

Wanna very nice joke?)) How do you get a frog off the back window of your car? Use the rear defrogger.

I have a joke for you =) What goes black and white, black and white, black and white, boom? A nun falling down the stairs.

Oh, good joke) What do you get if you cross a giant and a vampire? A BIG pain in the neck!

I have a good fresh joke for you! What is a zebra? 26 sizes larger than an “A” bra.

Wanna very nice joke?)) What kind of tree has hands? A palm tree.

I have read a good joke in internet What happens to illegally parked frogs? They get toad away.

I have a good fresh joke for you! Where does a bird go when it loses its tail? The retail store.

A joke for you! What kind of lettuce was served on the Titanic? Iceberg.

A JOKE! ) Why was Santa’s little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.

I have a nice joke for you people! Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The survivors were marooned.

Do you want a joke? What has more lives than a cat? A frog. It croaks every night.

So thanks for the laugh spammers.

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4 Comments

• Lorie Shewbridge says:

  December 27, 2009 at 9:43 am

  Those are cute. I don’t get any jokes in my spam mail, just the adds for viagra, cialis, and other male enhancements. Plus lots of ad for Canadian drugs, and several porn sites. Not to mention the MILLIONS awaiting me in Nigeria, Australian, London, and South Afica! Anyday now, I’ll buying my yacht and sailing the South Seas!!

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• Annie @ Mama Dweeb says:

  December 21, 2009 at 3:27 pm

  oh wow! Thank you for sharing, those were funny! I haven’t had the pleasure of getting jokes in my spam but you have quite a collection don’t you?

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  • Trish says:

    December 21, 2009 at 4:29 pm

    What’s sad is I get more everyday!

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• Kelly W says:

  December 18, 2009 at 8:42 pm

  some of them are pretty cute

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